Missing Sock Songs

Odd Sock Rock (To tune of Bill Haley’s Rock Around the Clock)

One, two, three odd socks, four odd socks, rock
Five, six, seven odd socks, eight odd socks, rock
Nine, ten, eleven odd socks, twelve odd socks, rock
We’re gonna look for all the socks tonight…

I’m Looking For a Sock (To tune of I’m Wishing on a Star)

I’m looking for a sock
It’s missing from my drawer
I’ve seven gone this week
I can’t lose any more
And I’m looking for the red one with the lace
I’m looking for the white one with the face
I’m looking for the black one with Pooh Bear
I’m looking for the Simpsons, I despair
I’m looking for a sock
Looking for a sock

They Drive Me Crazy (To Tune of She Drives Me Crazy)

I can’t help
The way I feel
The socks go missing
It’s unreal
I just have them on my mind
Will they come back, at what time?
I can tell you this for free
This waiting round is killing me

They drive me crazy
Like nothing else
They drive me crazy
and I can’t help myself

I can’t get
Any rest
People say
I’m obsessed
Every sock that disappears
Leaves me sitting here in tears
I resort to drinking beers
Struggling with my foot-bare fears